Does...

Does your kid ever:

1. look at you when you are giving him a lecture and then proceed to make exaggerated snoring sounds because you are so boring.

2. Look at you when you ask him why he rubbed poo all over the wall and say, "I paint!"

3. Randomly lean over and lick you for no apparent reason at all.

4. Chase the dog around the yard with a deep sea fishing pool while you stand on the roof of your car hoping to get cell phone reception

5. Sing really loudly and off key in church while using a group of pencils as a microphone

6. Break down in screaming tears when you forget to buckle his carseat - apparently he is very safety conscious - apparently I am mother of the year

7. Tell every visitor to our house about mom catching the oven on fire

8. Know exactly how to spell one word - P-A-R-K! and often shouts it loudly while in his bed refusing to sleep.

Nope...those things are all JAC.  He's an original sort of boy and I love him so much.